americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
jaclcfrost: i hope that one day you feel as happy as you make other people i hope that you experience laughing to the point of your sides aching i hope that you will get the chance to completely and utterly enjoy yourself doing something you love or being with people you love or just having fun i hope that you’ll start to see yourself as someone worthy of those things
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
the-lioness-rampant: satanmoriarty: eiyoko: What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something well what a shitty fanfiction this is it doesn’t even have smut
lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
jaclcfrost: I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group the trilogy
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
br000t: se4h4ven: toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active I’m still not socially active I’m not even active
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
Foreign Words We Could Use in English →
nevver: Kummerspeck (German) Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon. Shemomedjamo (Georgian) You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it? Tartle (Scots) The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember. Mamihlapinatapai...
[Midorima x Takao] Birthday Present
passingfleur: Title: Birthday Present Original Artist: 柩月 Summary: It’s Takao’s birthday and Midorima gets him a present. Read it! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 Notes: Best viewed on the tumblr page itself because of the BIG layout, hehe. It’s quite long (it needs 3 parts!) but its worth it cos of the awesome art and cute plot!
punmonster: i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
ohmypheels: everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this. now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call” A++ recovery don’t encourage him
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion: Forgot homework. Left front door open. Trying to understand fandoms for the first time. Look at all the fucks I give. What the fuck is this. Someone makes a joke but no one gets it. Plans for the future. Condom bursts. “Sure, Why not!” It’s canon. “Who cares?” Life.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
glamourousqueen: tsarcasm: niickandopoliis: what do people even SAY during sex???? pitbull lyrics yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
chirart: the-soul-eater-alchemist: LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING. do you really want to go there
pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
pau1y: Instead of doing that, we could: not do that
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
justpiercetheveilalready: i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just dude
dirkkat: “why do you ship that? it’s never going to be canon”
growlithed: protip if someone is drawing or whatever dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended dont scribble across the page or the picture dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny” youre an asshole